Nowhere Mule

a green stuffed animal with a pacifier in its mouth

INGREDIENTS

1 oz STRANGEWAYS ginger lime cordial
2 oz spirit of your choice (we like aged rum)
3 oz seltzer/club soda

PARAPHERNALIA

TOOLS:
Your hands

GLASS:
Copper cup

PREPARATION

Combine ingredients in a Collins glass and add ice. Spank your mint sprig and garnish in glass.

Garnish:
LIME WHEEL, A HEALTHY MINT SPRIG OR TWO, AND A SWITCHBLADE KNIFE (SWITCHBLADE OPTIONAL)

ENJOY YOUR LIFE